Mystery Pack of Shirts

It is our pleasure to play a game with you due to your unwavering loyalty. It's a simple game. You purchase the mystery shirt pack and we will send THREE SHIRTS out to you. These shirts could be a tee, a long sleeve, or a tank top. The size of the shirts are your choice, the color and design is up to us.

You pick the size we pick the design (hint: it won't be a giant question mark in the middle of the shirt).

Your time starts now. Are you patriotic enough to play?

Important things to note for your Mystery Tee so you're not TOO surprised:

• This item is not eligible for discounts.
• There are a limited number of designs in the mystery bin at any given time, so you may receive duplicates within your bundle.
• Your shirts may be a discontinued design or a unique, one of a kind, shirt that just barely missed our high standards due to the FNG
  
• You can receive anything we've ever made, including holiday-themed tees, discontinued tees, or even our basic tees. There is no guarantee of what you are going to be receiving.
  
• WARNING: Due to this shirt being a mystery, the material is unknown. IF you have any allergies to certain fabrics do not purchase this shirt. 
• At this cheap price, no other discounts will apply. We have to keep the lights on!

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